it's either too little sleep or too much West Wing
Last night I dreamt that I was in college and I went to an outdoor movie, where I sat next to this very familiar cute-in-a-smart-nerdy-way guy that I had a crush on and we started talking and then we started making out. But I was embarassed to be making out in a public place, so we went to a cocktail party instead, which made perfect sense as he was wearing a suit and a tie and I was in a black skirt and sweater. But since we really wanted to be making out and not making small talk, we left the cocktail party, and I couldn't find my car and I was walking down the street wearing high heels and dragging a box of Luv's diapers and it started to rain. But I was really happy about the cute nerdy guy, even though he had disappeared.
Then he pulled up in his car; he had gone home and changed into a dry t-shirt and shorts and he offered to drive me back to my car, which was parked right outside the cocktail party. And he asked when my sister-in-law was getting into town and I told him that she was already here but that I wouldn't see her because they were all leaving for vacation and I wasn't going with them. And then we made out some more and he said I was cute and I wondered if I should tell him that I HATE it when people say I'm cute. But that seemed like a bad idea right then, when he was kissing me.
And then I realized that the nerdy guy was Bradley Whitford (who I really DO think is cute in a smart nerdy guy kind of way), and I started to wonder if I should tell him that I knew he was Misfit Hausfrau's ex-husband, and how I even knew that in the first place. And then I decided I probably shouldn't say anything because he would ask how I knew Hausfrau and I would have to admit that I had a blog and he might not want to make out with me any more.
And that was the end of the dream.
Then he pulled up in his car; he had gone home and changed into a dry t-shirt and shorts and he offered to drive me back to my car, which was parked right outside the cocktail party. And he asked when my sister-in-law was getting into town and I told him that she was already here but that I wouldn't see her because they were all leaving for vacation and I wasn't going with them. And then we made out some more and he said I was cute and I wondered if I should tell him that I HATE it when people say I'm cute. But that seemed like a bad idea right then, when he was kissing me.
And then I realized that the nerdy guy was Bradley Whitford (who I really DO think is cute in a smart nerdy guy kind of way), and I started to wonder if I should tell him that I knew he was Misfit Hausfrau's ex-husband, and how I even knew that in the first place. And then I decided I probably shouldn't say anything because he would ask how I knew Hausfrau and I would have to admit that I had a blog and he might not want to make out with me any more.
And that was the end of the dream.

15 Comments:
I have a bit of a crush on Bradley Whitford too. Damn I wish Donna and Josh would just get together already!
And I can beat your nerdy dream date with... Niles Crane from Frasier. I was a little disconcerted when I woke up from that one... but now I think he's just so dreamy... heheheehehehe
I think it must be too much poppycock before bed. But boy you sure do get around in your dreams! ;)
You must need a nap after all that, and maybe some cake while you ponder what that dream means. To much something before bed or maybe not enough? Hmmm........
Hahahahaha! Did you eat Italian for dinner? I get weirdo dreams after eating pasta. If it's any consolation, John Cusack will be my second ex-husband. You may have Bradley Whitford!
Did Bradley call me Misfit Hausfrau???
He didn't actually talk about you (too busy mashing with me, see) but I just KNEW that you all had been married--and yes, despite the fact that I *DO* know your real name, I was thinking about you in the dream as 'Misfit Hausfrau'.
And now that you mention it, I had pizza for dinner . . .
Hausfrau was married??? DA--- you never shared that with me!
That was so cute. Wait, can I say that? Such a kidder am I.
I'm not feeling it for the Bradster. I'm all in a tizzy over Prison Break's Wentworth Miller.
Shazzam!
I agree Wentworth Miller is a hottie, love Monday nights.
Hhhhmmmm.....I wonder what Freud would make of THAT.
I'd make out with Bradley Whitford. Richard Schiff? Not so much.
Gee... YOU were going to cocktail parties and making out with sexy-nerdy guys. I was pregnant (six months but flat belly) and waiting in the rain for a bus that never came! Ick.
Mary P, that may be my NEXT dream, what with all the making out and everything.
HA! thank you for that! it cracked me up! i haven't watched The West Wing in a while but i had a bit of a crush on "Josh" too. hey, i thought he was married to the chick from malcon in the middle? who is this Hausfrau of which you speak? i must check out this blog, immediately!
Woman, you crack my ass up.
MIM said 'ass' and 'crack'--hee hee hee!
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