my first week of working from home looked like this

Tired tired boy.
Years ago, my brother left his office job and went out on his own as a consultant. A few weeks in, I called him and said, "How do you like your new job?"
"Well," he said, "I go to work in my underwear. It's pretty much the PERFECT JOB."
I haven't actually worked in my underwear this week (although as I write this I am still in my pajamas) but I have had a sick kid home with me virtually every day. Yesterday, both boys went to school; last night, when Henry was overtired and coughing and hysterical, we realized that he totally should have stayed home.
Oops.
This morning, I read to Henry for an hour and then turned Sesame Street on and stripped the beds and started more laundry and cleared the breakfast dishes and grabbed some coffee and sat down to read my e-mail and realized that I was supposed to meet Christa for our standing Friday coffee date. At 8:30. It was NINE THIRTY when I remembered. I called her and said, "NOT COMING! LAUNDRY! DIRTY DISHES! SICK KIDS!"
She laughed. Thank goodness.
Henry has watched a LOT of TV this week. Yesterday, I was IMing with Chris, who mentioned that one of her boys was TIVOing Scooby Doo on the Cartoon Network. "HENRY!" I yelled, "DO YOU WANT TO WATCH SCOOBY DOO?"
Then I thanked Chris for buying me an extra half hour of work time.
And now Sesame Street is over and the dishwasher is finished running and I really could use a shower. And some more coffee. The end.

8 Comments:
Pretty much sounds like my life...except with less crying.
Just please tell me they outgrow the need to type whilE YOu're WORKING> Damn it.
Do you get Noggin? 5AM to 5PM cartoons with no commercials, Blue's Clues, Dora, Franklin- those kinds.
When Caleb is here along with Jack Noggin saves my life.
Joining the ranks of those trying to get something done with a feverish boy at home.
I've lysoled the house...
oye. i feel your pain. my oldest is right next to me watching "a bug's life" with a fever. and both sons have been sick for the past month, on and off. my attempts to work from home are sad sad sad. although on a few occassions they were asleep so much i managed to get something done.
The past few years of constant illness have taught me to look at Valentine's Day a little differently. Now I don't think, "Oh, goody - hearts, flowers, chocolate!" Now I look at the calendar and think, "Thank God, this month is HALF OVER!"
Amen, Velma. And then I celebrate the halfway point by gorging on the kids' chocolate. It's a win-win!
I think.
I have become enamored with PBS kids this week as well. I don't remember a year when we were sick this often. It seems like one thing after the other after the other, all sort of meshing together into this weird tired blah. We're getting to the "well" stage and now I'm not sure if I want to take them anywhere for fear of re-contamination.
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